Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Just be who you are, wait your turn, don't push
be beautiful, be graceful, if you're gonna get angry,
be angry behind closed doors. don't ever let see
you sweat, but just hold your head up no matter
what and don't ever let anyone stomp you out





Who cares?
I dont care if you think i'm a freak.
Cuz all im doing is
enjoying the .:moment:

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All i want to be is a girl falling asleep in
a boy's arms & not caring about anything
else in the world except how i feel right
there with him
Obstacles are put in your way to see if what
you want is [ w o r t h . f i g h t i n g . f o r ]









True friends will be there even
if you refuse to talk to them because
they know deep down inside you
cant stand the silence





we're always together. we're one of a kind.
3 words to describe us: partners. in. crime.

& im the type of girl who would wear his
s w e a t s h i r t just bcus it smelled like him









Everything is ALRIGHT
But only when im with you



I tried being punk.
I tried being a prep.
I tried to be a gangster.
I tried being goth.
I tried being a jock.
I never was someone I liked until
I tried being myself.



its the way we're in love
that makes me believe that
we can make it through
anything

I wanna hold your hand &
waste Friday nights with you.
If you speak bad things over yourself
you'll never improve
you'll always be what you say.

BE YOURSELF.
No one can ever tell you
you're doing it wrong

friends by heart
sisters by soul
quiet and shy?
psh! try O U T O F C O N T R O L


A rumor is just one person
trying to make themselves
feel better about their
flaws

he could have a prettier girl than me
he could have a smarter girl than me
he could have a perfected girl than me
…but instead he wants me
because he loves me for what I am
not who I’m not

L i f e is full of risks anyway . .
Why not take them ??

true glamour isn't about being
b e a u t i f u l
it's about being true to yourself
and letting loose.

since it`s been you &me
things just fell into place.
all the bad in my life seemed to erase.

Smiling and not getting attention is
easier than crying and getting too much of it.

We're miles from the middle of nowhere
& Neither of us seem to care

sometimes
holding hands
is holding onto
everything
Look in my eyes, if you think that i'll let you go...
baby, you're out of your mind

I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But i've got friends who love me
And they know just where i stand
It's all apart of me & thats who I am

remember, i will be there when
your life goes hectic&wrong. i'm
always here to help you - i've
been here all along. =]






&& you say we're too young but
maybe you're too old to remember

Every once && a while I take
a home pregnancy test.
so that way when I'm all bumbed out
I can utter the phrase
"Hey, atleast I'm not pregnant."


If you feel like a total and complete loser,
just know that there's BOND to be
someone out there who is MUCH MORE
of a loser than you are

Without these blonde moments,
life would be so dull.




every minute that passes bythe more && more i realize its true
im the happiest girl alive
all because of you

measure your life
in FRiENDS
not yeaRs.
and in SMiLES
not tears



I believe life is a gift & I
don't intend on wasting it.

i wish i were as strong
as you think i am.

i`m a mess & my room usually is too.
i laugh at the stupidest things, and say the
wrong thing at the wrong times. i cry for
no reason. sometimes i get mad easily.
but i`m just me & thats all i can be.

when i think about you i feel like singing
sometimes you have to break someones heart
to do the right thing, even if its yours

we laugh at the dumbest jokes; put
up with each others worst moods`
'go along with the craziest ideas
&& that`s what makes us the most
`AMAZiNG BEST FRiENDS

Boys ;;
they're more confusing than
a snowstorm in the middle
o f s u m m e r

He makes me smile without even trying.
If i said i didnt feel something for him
I'd be lying.




you can drive at 16, go to clubs at 18
drink alcohol at 21, and retire at 65.
but, whoever set the age to fall in love








it's not about being who everyone `
else wants you to be. it's about being
yourself*. and finding someone who
loves every bit of it.

They are alive and well somewhere,
the smallest sprout shows there is really no death..."








Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.


Love is doing small things with great love.


I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.


Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.


Discoveries are often made by not following instructions; by going off the main road; by trying the untried.


What we see depends mainly on what we look for.


If we all did the things we are capable of, we would astound ourselves.


Some [people] succeed by what they know; some by what they do; and a few by what they are.


If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.




Always follow your heart; no matter how
crazy its decision may seem. In the end,
it will be the best one you ever made.

We attach ourselves so strongly to people
that when they're gone, a part of us is gone too.

With good friends you can do nothin & have a good time,
but with BEST FRiENDS

Never settle for average it's just as close
to the bottom as it is to the top.

Sometimes life gets hard, but everyone gets through it.

It's compltely impossible to find a guy
who won't ever hurt you,
so go for the guy who will make the pain
worthwhile.

Even though miles may seperate you &
maybe you have even grown apart,
there are those certain people that will
somehow always be in your heart forever.



the best feeling in the world is doing
something everyone said you couldnt

if you keep trying to be something your not ..
your going to miss out on everything you were
supposed to be

boy: whats your biggest fantasy
girl: to be kissed in the rain; how about you?
boy: to be the one kissing you in the rain

.&& To be completely honest,
you're not like all the rest.

"Courage is not the absence of fear,
but rather the judgment that something else
is more important than the fear."
- Princess Diaries

& Sometimes I wish he would just
walk right up to me and kiss me
without a care in the world.

do u ever wonder what your life*
looks like through someone else's eyes?

life is a mixture of sunshine & rain.
laughter & pleasure. teardrops & pain.
so when the clouds hide the sun & your
skies are all grey, remember. i`m only one
phone call, away.

the best feelings are those
that have no words to describe them

Everything has beauty...
it's just that not everyone
can see it...






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just think.
there's someone out there
dying to get you to notice.
just think.
someone's staying up
staring at their ceiling
thinking only of your smile.


mistakes happen, that`s life,
repeat the same mistakes ;
that`s stupidity






Before you write me off as an easy piece of ass,
I'm telling you right now to zip up your fucking pants.


always smile through the drama,
cause thing's will get better.
It might be cold and stormy now,
but it can`t rain forever.






& it's been a long December & no reason to believe
that maybe this year will be better than the last.


We look forward to the time when the power of love
will replace the love of power.
Then our world will know the blessings of peace.

Monday, August 27, 2007


Men are like


Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


1. Men are like . .... Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like P arking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


























Do you know ....



This is awesome - I bet you didn't know this...

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99


(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999


(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999


(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting


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HOPE,TRUST,CONFIDENCE

CONFIDENCE:

1 Day all villagers decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy come with umbrella. THATS CONFIDENCE.


TRUST:

Trust should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby, when you throw him in tha air, he laughs....

because he know you will catch him...


HOPE:

Every night we go to bed, have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still we have many plans for coming day...


KEEP CONFIDENCE, TRUST IN GOD AND NEVER LOSE HOPE...


Why Africa is Special

BAD SPELLING

Dirty, very dirty PC



top 10 funny positions after drink :)


















Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel


Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"



Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst































PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !


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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher


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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Smart wife



Latter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife



Dear Sweetheart:


I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.


You are my sweetheart


Your husband


Allen



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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:



Dearest sweetheart,


Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.


1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.


2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.


3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses


Instead of the rent.


4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items....... ....


5. Other expenses 40 kisses


Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.



Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!


Your Sweet Heart













Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..