Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”.
I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!”
He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.”
He replied, “You must have been quite a strong boy.”
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.
He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, “But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex.”
He said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.
The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex.
He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, “You don’t understand. … Sex keeps me awake at night.”
The clerk said, “Me too!”
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets.
“You don’t understand,” I said, “I hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married.”
The Judge said, “Me too!” Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o’clock in the morning.
I said, “I’m looking for Sex.” — My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I’ve been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.
Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, “What seems to be the trouble?” I replied, “Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn’t live any longer so lonely.” and the doctor said, “Look mister, you should understand that sex isn’t a man’s best friend so get yourself a dog.”
&& when i see you;
all i see is those memories.
just because you`re leaving
doesn`t mean i`m letting go.
i want power in my words.
i want passion in my eyes.
&& when i wake up i want
life to be a surprise ...
What if we already met the right person,
but weren't ready to fall in love?
There's just something about him that made
me like him. Ever since the day I met him
there was something about him that made
me go absolutley crazy for him.
its weird. i mean yeah, ive moved on. but i still think about you a lot more than i should. when im with another guy all i can think about is how i wish it was you. i guess physically ive moved on, but i havent emotionally.
& even though i said i'm over you no one will ever take your place.
Alice: I simply must get through!
Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.
All I want is one person. One person to hold me down and force me to say how I really feel. One person to really care about what I have to say.
i know its true, i'm sitll in love with you
there she is; sitting in her room
listening to love songs, thinking
about him, & wishing he was there.
i bet she's beautiful ;
that girl he talks about.
& she's got everything that
i have to live without.
sometimes the two people that are meant to be are the last ones to realize it.
you will never know how it
feels to have the one person
who means everything to you,
make you feel like you're nothing.
you may not be everything i want,
but you are everything i need.
you mean everything to me.
She`s not over what happened.
She`s still hurting. Songs come on
the radio that make her remember
that he was the one that broke her heart.
Love me without fear, trust me without
questioning, need me without demanding,
want me without restrictions, accept me
without change & desire me without inhibitions
As i zoomed in on your picture, i
realized that`s the closest i`ll ever be.
She`s beautiful & crazy. She`s out
of control and she loves to be kissed.
but she`ll never make it without him to hold.
After awhile, it's all the same.
The world could stop turning
& you would never notice,
because he has become all that you know.
& even though i know its not true
i cant h e l p but hope that everytime
you smile, joke, or show off that your
doing it for m.e.
let's slow dance
& be the couple
everybody wished they [ c o u l d . b e ]
let's walk in the rain
& hold hands the whole time
let's look at the s t a r s
& kiss all night
let's take it slow
then speed it up
let's take stupid pictures
& laugh until we can't breathe
let's be f r i e n d s *
let's be l o v e r s
let's t o g e t h e r you [ & ] me
it's weird how you go from
being strangers to being friends
to being more than friends to
being practicaly strangers again so fast
&& if one day i start to matter, LET ME KNOW
I`m sick of waiting around for something that isn't going to happen..
He has the ability to make you laugh
everytime he speaks &
whenever you look into his eyes its so hard to turn away.
i sigh with tears in my eyes,
flop myself down onto my bed and whisper over and over,
"what did i do wrong ?"
I wanna run, but only far enough to make you miss me
And I wish I could help you, but, these days, it seems like im so fucked up myself that all I can do is relate and pray to god that you end up happy.
I don't know why we all hang onto something we know we're better off letting go.
It's like we're scared to lose what we don't even really have.
Some of us say we'd rather have that something than nothing at all,
but the truth is, to have it halfway is harder than not having it at all.
All my life, I have felt like there was some part of me
missing and I felt that everyone could tell;
Like there was some hole in me, and everyone
could see through it, like I wasn't finished or something.
Is that what you call a getaway?
Well, tell me what you got away with?
'Cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish,
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
So have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there's ice on all the roads.
& you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield.
I just wish people would say what they feel.
Who cares about fucking signals?
This isn't a four way crossing.
Some say you win some, you lose some.
For me, it's different. I've lost everything I used to know.
I've lost the hope I once had.
& I've lost all the people I have ever loved before.
i'm telling you this because you didn't ask . i've
got it all here, growing like a tumor in my throat.
i'm telling you because if i don't, i will choke on it.
everybody knows what happened but nobody asks
I would just sit there for literally hours waiting for some sign of him. Some sign that maybe he was thinking of me. I would make the littlest things into the biggest deals & I would just wait. & then when I finally did see him, I wouldn`t bring myself to say hey. It was like I was trying to prove to him that I`m stronger now & I don`t need him to be able to sleep at night & I don`t need him to be able to get up out of bed anymore. I mean, there really was a time that I couldn`t concentrate on anything but him & those "I dare you" eyes that I couldn`t get out of my head. He controlled me. I hardly ever saw him or even talked to him for some times weeks at a time & it had been months since we had been over but he still controlled my every breathe, my every thought, my every emotion. It was like he was living inside of me & there was nothing I was capable of doing to get rid of him. I would cry & pray to God to let me let him go but something in me wouldn`t bring myself to say goodbye. I knew I was never going to be able to go an entire day without wondering how he was doing or what he was thinking of. But what he was thinking didn`t matter cause I knew that deep down..he wasn`t thinking of me & even if he was..it didn`t mean anything anymore. He had proven to me without a doubt that he didn`t need me. & if it was the last thing I ever did, I was going to prove to him, without a doubt that I didn`t need him either.
it's the worst feeling in the world to love & hate someone all at the same time. And it's hard to watch things change when all you want is for them to stay the same. It's funny but stupid how you want everything & nothing at the same time. It's crazy when you want to let go, but you keep holding on, & when you want to move on but you're stuck right where you started. When feelings come and go & you can't decide what you want. When you have so many things to say but you don't know where to start. When you want them in your life so bad, but all you can do is push them farther & farther away. It's so hard to think back to how things used to be & look at it now and realize that things are different & they may never be the same. You tell yourself it's not worth it, but if it really didn't matter, you wouldn't spend so much time thinking about it.
All I want is for you to know me again,
for me to be in your life. And even if it can't
happen right now, I would just like to know
that I'm not blocked from your memory.
you never fail to amaze me.
ever since i met you, no one
else is worth thinking about.
you don't know how hard it is,
to talk to you, to look at you,
or even be in the same room with you.
when i know you chose,
someone else over me.
Doesn`t it feel so awkward
seeing him in the hallway &
pretending you don`t see him?
It really kind of sucked to be close
to someone for so long & then suddenly
not be anything anymore.
I will wait forever here
she pretends she doesn't care, but really,
she cares more than anyone should.
i know what it's like to be broken.
i know what it's like to see something funny and not laugh.
people ask me why it's so hard to trust others,
i ask they why it is so hard to keep a promise.
it doesn't take a genius to figure out how broken she is.
how much she hurts, how much she cries.
so quit pretending you can't see it and
just love her for who she is.
that's all she really needs
she says she's fine,
but she's going insane.
she says she feels good,
but she's in a lot of pain.
she says it's nothing,
but it's really a lot.
she says she's okay,
but really she's not.
you shouldn't have to ask her to explain.
her eyes tell the whole story,
and you already know.
You continuously ruin my life.
&& I continuously let you
Because of you, she'll never think she's good enough
Never think she amounts to anything
you didn't say it ; but your actions told everything
I know that I should just let go,
walk away, and not look back. But,
I don't think I could handle knowing
that you wouldn't care if I did.
I hope your doing fine out there without me
cause I'm not doing so good without you..
Who knew;; I would care this much.
Who knew;; It would hurt this bad.
Who knew;; It would last this long.
Who knew;; It would change my life.
I wonder why you mean so much to me,
And even when I should let go
I can’t seem the let our memories free
I`m holding on to something that used to be there
& praying it will come back, but knowing it won`t
As badly as I want to be with you,
a part of me that knows that if it's not happening,
then maybe it's just not meant to be.
He turned around, looked right at me, and said nothing.
Not even a small "Hi." It was as if the times we had spent together,
the times I spent loving him just weren't important;
it was as if they never happened.
Everyday I want to pick up the phone and
tell you everything I need and more.
As hard as i may try, I can't forget you.
Here's where I went wrong:
thinking I could have you
even though I knew the truth
I felt something catch in my throat, a sudden urge
of sadness. It caught me unaware, almost taking my breath away.
that was the thing; you never get used to it,
the idea of something being gone.
Just when you think it's reconciled and accepted,
someone points it out to you and it just hits you all over again.
hello stranger. remember how we used to love each other?
Can you not see how much you hurt me?
I gave you my heart and you threw it on the floor, spit,
and stomped on it. But you know what?
I always will come back for more.
No matter what you say or do to me.
You will always and forever be my first love.
I will never forget you
I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but i can tell you what it is for me, love is knowing all about someone, & still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of. Love is feeling comfortable & safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room & smile at you.
And when they broke up, it hit her harder
than anything has ever had before.
But she never showed it;
she kept a smile on.
Something in the spark of your smile
gives me butterflies & makes me shake.
I never thought life could be short,
but with you it is, because no time will ever
be long enough when spent with you
they say we're too young,
but maybe they're too old to remember
and i meant every word i said
when i said that i love you
i meant that i'd love you forever
sit down, you're sinking.
there's no one to watch you.
skip town, you're thinking,
there's no one to stop you
And when I think about you
I have to remind myself..
if you wanted to talk to me
you would.
there's nothing to take from me
cause you're already gone
all I wanted to do was collapse into somebody's arm
and cry today, but nobody was there to catch me.
I promise to be there;
Do you promise to meet me?
Love is like SPINNING in circles on a summer day.
It feels great at first & exciting.
But slowly when you start to fall you realize how much it hurts.
You will always have that grass stain on your jeans
like a scar on your heart.
But soon enough when SOMEONE helps you back onto your feet,
there you are spinning again.
i like people with a sense of individuality.
i love expression and anything awkward and imperfect
because that's natural and that's real.
So while she dies in her sleep,
I hope you're choking in your dreams
And as you can probably tell,
I'm a really deep person
who expresses herself a little too much,
has strong opinions that she stands by,
& opens up a little too easily, too much, too fast.
Do me a favor.
Watch what you say around me.
Maybe you're too blind to see it.
But I’m still in love with you.
But don't worry about me.
You should be worrying.
'Cause as far as i can see.
You're Still A Jerk.
And that's when I'll discover that revenge is sweet,
as I sit there applauding from a front-row seat
when somebody breaks your heart
like you, like you broke mine.
Heartbroken && soft-spoken. So go on baby, walk right past me... I'm used to it
you don't even look my way. But I can't pretend anymore. you're all I ever wanted and I won't go on until you are with me. I don't want to wait, cuz baby, it kills me. But if i have to, I will wait till the end of the world.
Just once I want to be hard to leave.
I wanna be the one he's up late
At night thinking about.
I wanna be the one he's telling his boys,
"I think I love her."
With you, it's like I hold on for some reason, even
though every inch of me just wants to let you go.
i feel sorry for you. there was a girl that would
have done anything for you. she might not be
the prettiest or the smartest, but i can guarantee
you she would have given you the world.
Everyone keep's telling me to just
get over you & to move on,
they obviously don't understand
just how hard I've already tried.
I’m the kind of girl who will silently wait for that one guy.
Some may say I’m shy, some may say I’m stuck up.
But really, I’m not.
I just want someone to care enough
to take the time to get to know me for who i really am.
it's funny, cause when it rains, it pours.
we have enough money to fight wars,
but not enough money to feed the poor.
Life with men is like a deck of cards.
You need a heart to love them.
A diamond to marry em.
A club to beat them with,
& a spade to bury the bastards.
Don't you hate when you get that feeling
that no one cares about you ..
and your eyes are burning from
all the tears you are fighting to hold back ;;
and you can't control what you're saying
because you've kept so much in for too long,
and for once you just don't care.
she doesnt know whats right [&]
she doesnt know whats wrong;
she only knows the pain that comes
from [ waiting for him ] so long.
she fell asleep on her pillow, crying softly;
she needed him, she needed him terribly.
I’m the girl, the one who always loses.
The one with the fake smile
& the girl who seems to be
so strong but continues to break.
The one who holds back tears until
she’s off the phone.
That girl that is in love
with a guy who doesn’t care.
What do you do
when smiles go away
when everything changes
within one day?
What do you do
when love falls through
When the one that you love
doesn’t love you?
The higher he holds you up
the harder you'll fall
& trust me. You always fall.
Roses are red
viloets are blue
aids is contagious
so watch who you screw.
The hardest part of this whole situation
is that neither of us know what's going on.
Neither of us know what eachothers thinking
and we're both trying to make decisions
based on information we don't know.
I'm scared to tell you my feelings
just in case you don't feel the same way.
there will come a time where you're infatuated,
with a single soul.
for this person, you'd do anything,
and not think twice about it.
but when asked why,
you have no answer.
you'll try your whole life to understand,
how he can affect you as much as he does.
but you'll never find out,
& no matter how badly you hate it,
or how much it hurts,
you will love this person without regrets,
for the rest of your life.
The sun sets gently on your shoulders
& it makes me want to touch you there.
And the light in your eyes makes me feel
like there's something much better out there.
i know what it's like when memories
make you wince, and love letters read
like obituaries, and photo albums are
books of the dead.
run away sunsets are too good to be
true, and i keep thinking of leaving
but i know i would die without you.
i'll ask you, what in the world should we do?
this light is green, our break is through. are
we not trying or are we trying too hard? well,
you know i never want to miss. i hold on
tight and reminisce but it's bittersweet to me.
for what it's worth, i've always admired you.
i always thought that we could make it
through. now look what time can do. it took
our masterpiece we built and broke it in two.
i always believed in you. i always loved you.
pound my knuckles hard against the floor. my head
against the wall but i did this to myself. assume it's
just not worth getting back up, so i'll blame it on
bad luck.
your voice was the soundtrack of my summer. do you know you're unlike any other? you'll always be my thunder & sun. you're eyes are the brightest of all the colors. Do you know I could never love another? you'll always be my thunder and sun.
i can't believe after all this time,
i still sit around and wait for you.
summer secrets keep me breathing. my old
routine stopped repeating. i'll never forget
anything that happened that day. the days
go by, but we don't change.
i'm mad at myself not you. i'm mad for always
being nice, apologizing for things i didn't do,
i'm mad that i got attatched. i'm mad i depended
on you and you wasted my time. i'm mad for
thinking about you and wishing for you and
mostly for not hating you, i should, but i can't.
well it's getting colder, and you're getting distant.
and i just keep thinking that i never meant it to
be like this.
maybe they are right. maybe i did get my hopes
up too high. maybe i was way over my head. maybe
i am the stupid one for ever thinking that he liked me.
but maybe, just maybe, i'm tired of being alone.
Teardrops fall from those pretty little eyes
Kind of hard to move on when you're only told lies.
She's breaking down ;; everyone's fading
It's been so long and she's tired of waiting.
I know that years from now, thoughts of you will still
keep me awake at night.
You might not see me cry but I do
You might not see me scream but I do
You might not see me fall but I do
You might not see me hide but I do
I do everything I do because of you
