Friday, June 15, 2007

The Secret Language Of Women

1. FINE: This is the word women used to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Men, don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (see #1).

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It!

5. LOUD SIGH:
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6. THAT'S OKAY
: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say, "You're welcome."

8. WHATEVER:
Is a woman's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" The women will then respond with nothing (Refer back to #3)



damn cute


If American Idol's Simon Cowell could see this, I believe he would say she has the "It Factor."


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