1. FINE: This is the word women used to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Men, don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house.
3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (see #1).
4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
8. WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" The women will then respond with nothing (Refer back to #3)
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If American Idol's Simon Cowell could see this, I believe he would say she has the "It Factor."
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